There was a goon in Grafton on Saturday.

He had “goon” written all over him. He was driving a black goon car with Vermont plates, driving like he owned the road and eye-ballin’ everyone, like he was on the alert for bad men. I’m guessing he was DHS, the major repository of goons around here. (If he was state police, then you people need to class it up over there. You’re starting to be mistaken for feds. The “Goon” look has gone out of style. Lose the goon routine.)

Remove all goons from this town. This beautiful, peaceful hamlet has no room for goons.

I do not ever want to see another ill-educated, unwashed goon in this town.

Grafton is a goon free zone. Learn it, live it, love it. Return to your hole.


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