These Cantor campaign workers seem, well, crestfallen.


“But I was the senior brother at Kappa Delta Phi. I was even the student body president. I followed every last recommendation in the Social Climber’s Handbook. I figured I’d punch my ticket by volunteering to be Head Sycophant on the Cantor campaign. How will I ever get my picture into the Who’s Who of Establishment Retreads now? …And I sure wish this broad would get off me. I’m not into MILF’s. I’m probably secretly gay anyway. Yup: I’m pretty sure of it.”


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