I may not get paid very much, and I may not have a life or a future, but what makes being America Senior Comedian so rewarding –what with the biggest stage one could ever hope for– is that blowing your operations is so uproariously fun.
And since I’ve now blown your operation, your planned political upside to L’Affaire Bergdahl is now out of reach. You are now free to choke on every last political downside without a single delectable morsel of political benefit.
Thanks for making me another one for the history books. The complimentary lighting up here is great. Thanks for the stage.