President Barack Obama and the woman who likely wants to be his successor, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, held a secret meeting at the White House on Thursday.
In a strange sequence of events, the White House was forced to confirm the previously undisclosed Obama-Clinton lunch summit after People magazine tweeted — then mysteriously deleted — the news about the meeting.
Why all the secrecy? Having a secret sex party? Or getting your stories straight about who whacked the ambassador?
You both have come to the attention of what appears to be the only functioning jurisdiction around here, United Sovereigns of America.